05 Nov
Poetry… by spam!
Pentru cei care sunt “easily offended” ofer o poezie primita pe mail (evident spam)
“Now that you’ve met a girl that’s hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p’ill
And change your life at your own will!”
Acum, incercati sa va imaginati pe cineva din sec. 17, cantand la mandolina, cu plete, putin efeminat, recitand aceasta poezie…. sweeeeeeet!